High School Problems

When someone asks to use your pen and never gives it back
When the teacher uses the comic sans font for their notes
When people go up or down the wrong side of the stairs
“…it’s due tomorrow”
When you don’t have time to work in class
When people spit in the hallways
Whores
Over-achievers
The strong smell of Axe/perfume
Bitches
When tests are on the same day
When teachers bitch at you when they’re mad, even though you didn’t do anything
When you stay up all night doing homework just to find out it’s not due
Drama
When it’s 138472945 degrees out, and there’s no AC
Lazy teachers
Strict teachers
People who don’t shower after Phys Ed
When you open a pack of gum and everyone becomes your best friend
Rumours
Bullies
People that are all talk
Fire drills… in winter
Small lockers
When you have to sexually abuse your locker to open/close
All-boy gym classes
All-girl gym classes
Subs
Slow computers
PDA
When teachers think they’re funny
Loud libraries
Internet Explorer
One-ply toilet paper
Lack of paper towels
Lack of soap
Pep rallies
Ugly colored bathrooms
Locker rooms
When people sneeze
When people don’t blow their noses
When the teacher runs out of Kleenex
When you start chewing on a pen, only to realize it’s not yours
When you’re not allowed to use the bathroom
When you get your period in class
When your friends are not at school
When you get an unexpected boner in class
When you forget something from home, your locker, etc.
“THAT WAS DUE TODAY?!”
Pop quizzes
Finals
When your binder breaks
The one kid who always starts fights
When you fart in class
When you’re not allowed out because “it’s a school night”
When teachers threaten to rape you
When teachers threaten to beat you
When old teachers hit on you
When people stop in the middle of the hallway
When you have to work in groups, but you know no one in the class
Seeing the one you like everyday with another person.
When the teacher makes you read out-loud
When the teacher chooses a slow reader
When you’re late for class
When the class is super cold
Waking up early
Presentations
Monotone voiced teachers
Horny people
When teachers look over your shoulder
Skimpy dressed girls
One math question that takes up the whole page
When the teacher erases the board before you finish copying
When you can’t read your own notes
When you can’t read the teacher’s writing
When the bus is late
Vending machine food
Crowded cafeterias
Spending hours on your homework and someone copies it
Progress reports
Report cards
SATs
Random locker checks
Oral speeches
Being the new kid
When your friends turn into whores
Over-excited teachers
“We are watching a video today…. here is your question sheet for it”
Gum under your desk
School uniforms
Textbooks
When you can’t read the board
Assigned seats
When someone sits in your desk
Know-it-alls
All-girl school
All-boy school
Prom
Homecoming
Not having a date for prom/homecoming
Dances
Getting in trouble for falling asleep in class
Falling asleep in class and waking up in a pool of drool
When you’re not allowed iPods in class
Not knowing anyone in your class
Having questions on a test that have nothing to do with the class
“By all the talking I can assume everyone is done the assignment”
“Take notes while watching the video”
‘About me’ worksheets
When teachers tell you their life story
Getting hit in the face while playing dodgeball
Homework
Long lines in the cafeteria
When the person you want to avoid is in all of your classes
“woooooooooooooord”
When your cellphone goes off in class
When you fall out of your desk
The people
Dress codes
Dull-decorated classrooms
When people have dry sex in the halls
Math
Mondays
When your water bottle breaks in your bag and all your books get wet
“It’s the best four years of your life!”
“These four years will go by so fast”
Teacher’s pets
When you catching someone cheating on a test
When a cheater does better than you
Sitting alone at lunch
When the person in front of you walks really slowly
When teachers lose your work
When teachers lose your work and say that you never handed it in
When the teacher gives you homework over the weekend
When you never learned material that’s on the test
When you study from a study guide, and the questions on the test have nothing to do with your study guide
When the teacher writes on the board and covers the board with his/her body
Watching a movie then having to write a paper on it
Senior dues
When it’s quiet during a test and someone keeps sniffling/clearing their throat and you can’t say anything.
When people talk without thinking first and say something incredibly stupid
When a teacher asks you a question and you get the answer wrong
Buying expensive calculators
When teachers can’t pronounce your name
When people make out in front of your locker
When the stapler is jammed
Catching up on notes after missing a day of school
When teachers lick their fingers and hand you a piece of paper
When your backpack is stuck in your locker
When your last pencil brakes
When your eraser turns black
Staying up all night studding for a test then forgetting everything once you get to class
That one kid that hits on everyone
Having Phys Ed then going to class gross and sweaty
When people assume you’re smart just because you have glasses
When people assume you’re smart just because you’re Asian
That one kid that sings in class
“The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do”
When you get free time in class but have no one to talk to
When you have to read a boring book for class
Going to school on your birthday
Forgetting your homework at school
Getting your phone taken away
When your tummy rumbles in a quiet class
When your hole-punches are crooked
When you run out of loose-leaf paper
Getting singled-out for getting the top grade
Failing a test
Failing a class
When you have to correct other people’s work, and you can’t read their writing
When you run out of room on the paper and need to start a new one just to finish a sentence
Barely passing
When the person beside you won’t shut up in class
The one kid who tells everyone their life story
When the teacher has a weird accent
When the teacher talks too fast
When you get called down to the office
When the teacher calculates your points wrong
When you have something to throw away, but you don’t want to get up because everyone will stare
The one kid who reads out-loud to himself during silent reading
When you try throwing something out from your seat and miss
When the teacher hands you someone else’s test by accident, and you thought you had a great mark… but didn’t
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That one kid that carries a guitar in the hallways, playing the same four chords over and over again, acting like he’s cool
Not having a locker
When you have your period, and you stand up and feel as if Niagara Falls is happening in your underpants
When you feel paranoid that you stained your seat
When the library doesn’t have the book you want
When you sneeze, and you need to go to the bathroom
When your classes are on the opposite sides of the school
When your paper rips from the holes
When your classroom is right next to the band room
When you try to rip out a piece of paper from a notebook, and it goes crooked
When you’re the first to finish a test, and you don’t want to hand it in and get all the attention
When you finish a test way earlier than everyone else, and you’re paranoid that you messed up somewhere
When you thought you finished an assignment, but then you realized there’s a backside
That one girl that talks like a baby around guys
When a silly mistake costs you a hundred percent
When old teachers don’t wear a bra
Girls who take forever in-front of the mirrors in the bathroom
When girls hang out in the bathroom
When you fall asleep in class, and a mark shows up on your face
Teachers with coffee breath
When people don’t flush
When people don’t wash their hands
When the teacher doesn’t completely erase the board
When your pencil drops from your desk, and you’re too lazy to retrieve it
When your pen drops too far away from your desk, and you try to get it with your foot, but it’s too far away
When the teacher misspells something on the board
When the teacher talks too slow
Science teachers
When your only friend tells you she only has one “real” friend in the school… and it’s not you
Having to sit by the weird smelly kid in class
Not being invited to parties
When someone you don’t like sits at your lunch table
When the desk in-front of you doesn’t have a basket for your feet
Having no boobs
When another person wears the same outfit as you
When freshmen have a better sex life than you do
When teachers spit when they talk
When someone spits when they talk
Lock down drills
Getting yelled at for not being in proper uniform
When teacher helps the student in front of you and bends over with their butts in your face
When the teacher makes you spit out your gum
When the teacher is chewing gum loudly and comes to help you while chewing by your ear
When you finally decide to raise your hand, but someone else yells the answer
Being the first in the classroom
Not knowing where to sit on the first day of school
Needy people
When you make a face behind the person you hate, and they turn around
When teachers say your class is their worst class, but there’s only one kid that starts all the shit
Gum in the water fountains
When you take all honors classes and get about four hours of sleep at night
Summer school
History
When the class gets in trouble for what one person did
“WE HAVE A TEST TODAY?!”
When teachers forget you have seven other classes, and selfishly give you hours of homework
Falling up the stairs
Tripping on the stairs
When you drop all your books
Raising your hand for the obvious question, so you don’t get called on later
When the teacher calls on you
Shorter and shorter freshmen
When your name is called over the intercom between classes, and you can’t hear it
Taking a test and not getting the results back two months later
When you’re eating at lunch, and someone asks you a question while your mouth is full
Wanting to join numerous clubs, but you only have time for one
That one person who asks for paper every day
When teachers threaten to call/email your parents
When someone takes a horrible picture of you
“Swag”
When freshmen are taller than you
“Cool story bro”
When someone you hate breathes your air
‘Come on lovebirds, get to class!’
Getting kicked out of class, because you won the argument with the teacher
Not getting your work done because the teacher is distracting you with their hotness
When you finally know the answer… after you handed in your test
“yehbuddy”
When teachers see you kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend
When the school cancels the bus system
When a teacher yells at you for not knowing something, even though nobody but them would ever know it
Having to partner up with the dumb kid on a big project
When someone steals your food
When someone steals your pencil
“I DON’T KNOW, CAN YOU?!”
When you use “I forgot my homework at home” as an excuse for not doing it
Being a freshman
When you and your crush make that awkward eye contact
Peer pressure
When your teacher assigns groups and matches you with your crush
That one girl that’s on her period, and everyone can tell because she stinks
When someone takes a creepy photo of you, and it ends up in the yearbook
When someone cockblocks you
When chicks laugh and gossip about you when you’re sitting in front of them or when you’re in the same room
That one couple that makes out in the hallways everyday
The one kid who asks everyone for money every day
The weird kid that no one likes that tries to be your friend
“Care?”
When the kid in front of you has dandruff
When the teacher spills coffee on your work
Doing all the work in a group project
When the teacher makes groups, and you’re put in a group where no one knows each other
When you procrastinate
Not studying for a test until fifteen minutes before it
When people make it clear you don’t belong on this planet, so you have to find a new one to live on in your mind
When you hate someone so much that even their name annoys you
Kids who show up to school stoned
When your crush likes your friend
When all the paper falls out of your binder
When you forget your agenda at home
When your library book is overdue
Singing the anthem every day
When you’re the only one singing the anthem in the morning
When someone has bad breath
When you write an essay and your writing starts off neat and gradually gets messy
Writing with pen on paper directly on the desk
When all you can hear is the sound of pencils writing
Nails on the chalkboard
Girls who talk as if they’re asking a question
When you can see someone’s bra
Girls that wear a white shirt with a coloured bra
When girls dress like sluts
When the person in front/behind you jiggles their leg
When guys don’t pull up their pants
When people eat lunch in class
Weather confused girls
Uggs
When the school smells like feet
When you rub your back against the chalkboard
When someone burps in your face
When the person that sits in front of you is a giraffe
That look your friends give you when you’re talking to your crush
When the vice-principal looks like a cat
When your face breaks out on picture day
When your friends ship you with a good friend
Bringing home five textbooks everyday
“ew… grade eights are so gross” bitch, you’ve been in high school for two days
“that party was soo cool! Sooooo wasted!1!1!!” so hardcore
When the person you hooked up with over the weekend goes to your school and is in a majority of your classes
That friend you had before things got awkward
When the teacher makes you spit out your gum, even though it still has flavour
Eating lunch alone because your friends have different lunch periods
When teachers don’t understand that your creative energy flows better in the dark… with your head on the table
Love triangles
Fake friends
School buses
Busting your butt off doing school work and your grades are lower than expected
Being late to class because your locker is on the other side of the universe
Taking a math test and having the clicking of calculators as your background music
Doing the homework for the wrong day and your teacher won’t give you credit
When people click their pens non-stop
When you get a lot of homework in all of your classes
When you miss one day of class and feeling instant regret when the teacher starts talking about stuff and you’re completely lost
Being super unmotivated
When your expectations are way too high, and then you’re super disappointed
Seeing what you missed on a test and finding that it was something that you knew
When all girls can talk about are boys
When your stomach growls, and you know everyone thinks you farted
When you forget to use deodorant
When you get deodorant all over your shirt after gym
When someone makes a comment that ruins your whole day
When you’re blamed for something that you didn’t even do
How much more entertaining the internet becomes when you have to study, and how boring it is when you don’t
When you dress up and do your hair and no one notices. But when you look like shit everyone notices you
When you have a wedgie
When teachers find stupid reasons to lower your grade because they feel you don’t deserve good grades
When you’re talking to your teacher and they won’t give you a pass to your next class
Those classes that are so quiet you can hear yourself breathing
Terrible spirit week themes
When your online friends don’t go to the same school as you
When your “friends” don’t even like you
When you need to stay in class after everyone has left to finish your test
When you erase so hard that you rip your paper
Going back to school after a long weekend
Homework over a long weekend
Stress
When you can see someone’s crack
When you zone out, and it looks like you’re staring at someone
When your school is so big that you always get lost
When someone asks you what you did this weekend
When someone asks you about tumblr
When you spend hours working on a document, and your computer shuts off before you can save anything… and autosave doesn’t work
When you can’t even trust your friends
When you say something funny, and nobody hears you; but someone else repeats what you said only louder, and everybody laughs
When you’re only friends with people because they pity you
Being the fat friend
Studying for three hours straight
Not having any friends
When your pen explodes
When your parents are good friends with your teacher
When your parents work at the school
The student parking lot after school
That one friend that needs to learn how to whisper
When you say something absolutely hilarious, but no one understands it
When your friends are whispering to each other right in front of you, and you’re just sitting there awkwardly
When you need to walk the other direction so you pretend to check your phone and turn around
The anticipation to Christmas break
When you wave and smile at someone you thought you knew
When a tree had to die just to make your textbook
Having unlimited on your phone, but you have no one to text
Having math questions that you know you’ll never use in your life
When the dictionary definition is more confusing than the word
When your pen falls into another dimension
When you forget what you were going to say
When your teacher stares at you during an exam, making it hard to concentrate
When your phone vibrates really loudly
“You should know this, you should have learned it last year”
When everyone is laughing at something, and you never caught the joke
When you need to sneeze, and it doesn’t come
When you finally finish a math question, and your answer isn’t even one of the choices
When you turn to page 394 in your textbook, and it’s not about werewolves
When someone gets accused for something you did
When all your test answers are the same letter
When people share a deodorant stick
When the teacher moves you
When you throw something at your friend, and it hits someone else
When your always giving your friends advice, but they never return the favour
When you’re copying homework, and the teacher walks by
When if feels like you’ve been in class for an hour but, in reality, it’s been three minutes
When your teacher is pms-ing and is extra bitchy that week
Sitting in front of the noisy kid in class
Making one friend at the beginning of the year, but they make new friends, so you just follow them around, but then feel like you are pestering them and end up sitting alone
Seeing girls draw peace signs even though they’re the ones causing the drama and ruining peace
When the teacher you hate plans her pregnancy so she’ll give birth in the summer, causing her to not miss school
When Google doesn’t even know the answer to your homework
When you drop your binder and everything falls out of it
When Google doesn’t have the answers for your homework
When you get your paper back from your teacher, and there are lots of notes over it
The feeling of regret when you leave an essay until the last minute
When your teacher tries to help you with something and spits all over your page
When people cough all over your face
When someone you hate compliments you
When you don’t have any imagination to even write a little story for English class
That one person that has absolutely no idea what is going on
When your notebook is filled with doodles from class
When you change the answers on your test, and it turns out your original answers were correct
When the teacher makes a speech towards the whole class but stares directly towards you
Sleep + Social Life = Bad Grades; Sleep + Good Grades = No Social Life; Social Life + Good Grades = No Sleep
When you’re excited for the lesson because you get to sit next to your crush, but then you realize he isn’t even there
When you’re trying to take a test, but the teacher won’t stop talking
Wanting good grades, but you don’t want to study
When you shout out the wrong answer with confidence
When your friend is friends with the person you hate
When you yawn in class, and your eyes get watery
Not having enough time to go home and watch TV at lunch
When the person sitting behind you brings food to class everyday and eats it as loud as humanly possible
When the air conditioning is blasting in the dead of winter
When your teacher stinks, and your seated at the front of the class, so you get all that nasty smell
Fire drills
Having urges to copy and paste your whole assignment
APUSH tests
Studying
When you cry at school
CAT 4 tests
Reading posters 28946932545 times around your class because you’re bored
Finishing a presentation with “…so… uh… yeah…”
When bitches hit on your SO
When your planner is filled with countdowns to holidays instead of your assignments
Having gym, then going to class all sweaty
Forgetting a hair-tie for gym
When teachers need to get laid
Sex-Ed
Procrastination
When teachers insist on being called “Doctor”
When no one understands your obsessions
When you can hear someone’s music, and they listen to stuff you hate
Wannabe hipsters
When you drink water from the water fountain, and water drips down your face
When you have conversations in your head, and you realize that you were making faces along with it
Walking into school with a huge zit
When you can’t stop laughing in an awkward situation
When the only things you know on your test are your name, year, section, and the date
When the teacher doesn’t write the date on the board
When you remember something hilarious and burst out laughing in a silent class
When people don’t know how to spell a lot
When you finally understand something… after you’ve taken the test
When you’re trying to talk to someone, and then you realize that they’re walking behind you
Wanting to talk to someone, but feeling as if you’re annoying them
Not knowing how to continue a conversation
Using your hands for simple math
When you miss one of the stairs, and you fall right in the middle of the staircase
When you think about writing your suicide letter in the space where the teacher has left for you to “explain” your answer
“If your answer is no, please explain why.” My answer is yes then…
When you come back from the bathroom, and everyone stares at you
Pretending to be working when a teacher walks by
When your teacher has doctor writing
That friend with the annoying laugh
That feeling you get when you understand something in math class
When your shoes squeak, making it sound as if you farted
Forgetting your password for your computer account at school
When you need to get teachers to tell stories until the the class is over
When the loudest person in class tells everyone to be quiet
When you pretend to look for your homework because you know you didn’t do it
Math Class: “This is so easy”; Math Homework: “We never learned this”; Math Exam: “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!”
Pretending to text to avoid looking like a loser at school
When you choke on your own saliva
When your class is quiet, and you and your friend are the only ones talking
Pretending to think when the teacher is explaining
Going through textbooks and pointing out pictures going “That’s you” to your friend
That one person that catches you doing weird stuff
When a teacher smiles at you, so you’re forced to smile back
When you want to sleep, but you just can’t
When someone thinks they’re being funny, but they’re just being annoying
When you really want to say something, but someone changes the subject
When you’re behind a slow walker, and there’s no way around them
When you’re the first one at your lunch table, acting like a loser
The feeling you get when you finish all your homework
Study -> Take the test -> Pass it -> Forget
Those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase
When the innocent boy falls for the school slut
When you tell the cute guy in your class you like him, then the nest day the teacher moves him beside you
When your friend causes you to be late and you get detention, but she skips and doesn’t get in trouble
When you get insanely paranoid from the patterns on your scan tron test
When you drop your pencil bag and people kick it down the hall way on purpose
Loud ghetto fabulous people
People who decide it’s a good idea to stand in the middle of the busiest intersection
When you want to fuck the person who sits next to you
When bitches talk about a big fight going down and nothing happens
When two of your close friends dislike each other and tell you something negative about the other and you don’t know what to say because you don’t want to hurt either
When your crush of forever begins to like you once you’ve started dating someone
When you’re the only one on your bus
That person you sit next to in every class because you’re always in alphabetical order
Substitute teachers
When teachers don’t let you eat in their class
When teachers don’t give a revision for a test
When you get something .5 wrong
When your least favourite teacher smiles at you
When computer teachers make you type “correctly”
When the kid sitting behind you sneezes all over your back
How the student council is made up entirely of hipsters
When the teacher spends a ton of time explaining really, really basic concepts, but when they get to the more complex stuff, they just breeze by it
When you laugh at something the teacher says, thinking that they’re joking, but they’re being completely serious
When people throw around sticky tack, and it lands in your hair
Nodding at a teacher just to look like you’re paying attention
That one person you see everywhere, but you don’t know their name
When you watch genius students writing exams and being super jealous of them
That awkward penguin run you have to do when you have a backpack on
When your friend had a secret and told it to all of their friends except for you
When the school cares more about your uniform rather than your education
Wishing you could choose your classmates every year
When you get the answer correct, when the smart kid doesn’t
When all your computer assignments are called “asfgskdfjglajsdfg”
That awkward moment when you’re talking to your friend, and you realize that they walked away
When the teacher tells you to flip to a page, and some kid flips right to it on the first try and freaks the fuck out
The moment of shame when someone asks you to open something for them, but you can’t
Being excited when you draw a straight line without a ruler
Risking your phone’s life to text someone
Being “forgotten” by my friends
When someone’s head is in the way when your class is watching a movie
When you make eye contact with someone 1943706 times
When you feel like Rebecca Black when you don’t know where to sit on the bus/in class
When you save a file on the computer, but you have no clue where you saved it
That kid who always argues with the teacher… and wins
That horrible moment when your teacher is walking around collecting papers, and you can’t find yours
When you’re crying, and someone hugs you, it just makes you cry even more
When someone finishes a test in ten minutes, while you’re still on the first question
How teachers tell you that you need seven to eight hours of sleep before a test, and you’re just sitting there awkwardly
How you give secret nicknames to people so when you talk about them with your friends, nobody will realize it’s them
People who act dumb because they think it’s ‘cute’
When someone says something to you for the 23489073495th time, but you still don’t know what they said
When you puke during Phys Ed
When the teacher thinks you’re just acting stupid to be funny, but in reality, you’re actually just dumb
When people go on the wrong side of the stairs
When your teacher makes you go into groups of two, and your friends are paired up with you to go with no one
How tumblr is blocked on the school computer
Looking at yourself in a mirror after school and wondering if you looked like that all day
When you act very weird in front of your crush
Acting like everything’s fine
When someone insults your celebrity crush
When someone insults your crush
The two-minute party when your teacher leaves the room
When you’re watching a movie in class that you’ve already seen, and you laugh before the funny part comes on
Not being able to control your laughter when your teacher is talking
When you stand up too quickly from your desk to leave, and you either go blind or extremely dizzy
Making your font type bigger, so it looks like you’ve written more
When the toilet doesn’t want to flush
When you don’t know whether to hold the door for someone or not
When your best friend acts super different around other people
Fire drills at -40 degrees
When you can’t wear hats in school, but athletic girls can wear spandex shorts and tank tops around the school
When people ask you if you wore the same clothes yesterday… when your school has a uniform
Knowing that nothing will get done in the class for the whole semester because your seat is assigned next to your best friend
When someone copies off your homework… but gets a higher grade than you
Saying ‘like’ like 95467893759813 times in a conversation
That one friend that has a really horrible taste in guys
Being so bored in class that the number 69 makes it fun…er
When your friend starts to talk to someone you don’t know, so you just stand there awkwardly
Pretending to write when the teacher is looking for someone to call on
When people take your sarcasm seriously
When you’re paired up with the kid who doesn’t do any work
When you can’t remember what you were going to say
When your friends make it obvious that you like your crush
When it feels like ten billion years when it has only been 2 minutes
Weird relationships that doesn’t make any sense
The ‘popular’ people
When you say ‘hello’ to someone, and they don’t respond
When people only go into relationships for attention, when you have never had any sort of relationship
When you’re the last one on your team when you play dodgeball
When your teacher considers ‘replying to their question’ as ‘talking back’
That teacher who always has to make a scene
Having to walk up a staircase when a huge crowd of people is walking down
When you need your text book for your class that you have never needed to use before, and the teacher won’t let you get it
Citations
The temptation to go on tumblr during school hours
When it’s raining, and you spent 4 minutes walking through the rain to get your class, and the teacher doesn’t turn the ac off
When you get to the awkward part of your conversation, and the entire class decides to be quiet
When moments become awkward because someone states that it is
When the sketch looks better than the actual project
When your teacher hangs up your work on the wall
When you notice that someone’s fly is down, and you don’t want to say anything because you don’t want to explain why you were looking down there
When you say something, and someone immediately repeats it, and claims that they never heard you
When your teacher compliments you on your ‘good’ answers
When all your friends have fantastic love stories, and you’re just sitting there forever alone-like
Accidentally swearing in class
When the teacher calls on you, and you never heard them
When there’s gum under your desk
When you make eye contact with the teacher when they’re looking for volunteers
When you start having a cough attack during class
Not learning half the stuff on your exam
Guys that have bigger boobs than you do
Teachers who gossip about you in the staff-room
When people think you’re stupid because they can’t detect your sarcasm
When the teacher erases the board before you’re done copying
How you should be doing homework right now
Walking into the bathroom and hearing someone ‘going’
When someone walks past you and takes your Tater-Tots
That one cool lunch lady
Sitting in class wondering who’s a virgin
Doing the “I’m thinking real hard” face when your teacher is looking at you
When your parents call you during class and get mad for not answering
When your best friend goes on vacation and you don’t know what to do with your life
That mini heart attack when the teacher calls your name and you’re not paying attention
The walk of shame across the class room when you try to throw something in the trash can and miss
When you don’t know if you spelled a word correctly so you stare at it forever
Hoping your birthday is on the weekend so you don’t have to go to school on your big day
Screaming ‘NOOOOOO’ when the teacher erases the board before you’re done copying
That girl that really needs to close her legs
When people don’t give you back your stuff
When it rains outside, and your shoes squeak when you walk inside
When you call your teacher ‘Mom’
When 5 tests happen on the same day
When the person in front of you stretches and leans all over your desk
When the person who sits in-front of you has dandruff, and it lands on your binder
Stairs
When couples make-out in the middle of the hallway
When you come into class late, so you have to sit next to the weird kid instead of your friends
When your friends completely change and ditch you, leaving you with no friends
Annotations
That kid who tries to talk back to the teacher… but fails
When your teacher has an unreasonable alter ego that comes out when he’s pissed
Teasing and styling your hair really cute, and it’s down pouring outside, so you look like a stupid fuck all day
Being asked for gum by the same person every day
When you raise your hand to go to the bathroom, but the teacher thinks you’re raising your hand to answer the question
School dances
Always having to give out relationship advice, though you’re own love life is a mess
Getting locked inside your locker
When you look like a dumb fuck because your lock won’t open, but when someone else tries, it opens on the first try
Hypocrites
When your mom doesn’t understand that you need to sleep in the extra five minutes
Thinking of the greatest comeback that could win 5 awards… an hour after the argument is over
Double-Entry Journals
Saying ‘never mind’ to avoid explaining things
When you get to class 2 seconds later than usual, and someone took your seat
When people take pictures in the bathroom as you’re washing your hands
When you can feel your best friend slipping away from you
When people stare at you, and you feel self-conscious
When your Phys. Ed. teacher is fat
“Do you think this is funny?” Why do you think the class is laughing then…
When people flirt with the person you like
When the teacher acts surprised when you don’t know the answer when they call on you
When the answer to the math problem is 0, after a page full of work
When all your friends get a high score on a test, and you failed it
The super frustrating moment when auto-correct doesn’t know what you’re trying to say
When teachers make you stand up and introduce yourself on the first day of school
Never getting noticed by the boy you really like
That awkward walk that a couple does in the hallway while hugging… right in front of you
Seeing happy couples holding hands walking down the hall, and you’re forever alone walking by yourself
Counting down the days until graduation
When someone says, “You look pretty today!”, and you wonder how you looked yesterday
How all the attractive guys go to different schools, and you’re left with the ‘less-attractive’ ones…
Homophobes
When people ‘miss’ the toilet… and it goes all over the seat
The overly-religious kid
Being too clever to understand what you’re doing
Memorizing a speech, but when you present it, you mess up a word and are completely lost
Going to school hungover
Embarrassing yourself in front of your crush
Getting in trouble for laughing too loud at something your friend said
When someone ships you with your best friend… and you’re both guys
When your friend points at a ugly person in a textbook and says, ‘Hey, that’s you’
When your ride to school is sick and you have no other way of getting there
Going on tumblr while you’re on the computer and not getting anything done
Working with your friend on a big project, and you goof of the whole time so you end up doing everything last minute
Not getting enough sleep the night before, and then being a total bitch at school
Laying in bed, about to fall asleep, when you remember you still have homework to do
When the power goes out overnight, and your alarm cloak resets, making you late for school
When your girlfriend/boyfriend hangs out with their ex’s who doesn’t go to your school…
Teachers who are really opinionated and get mad if you don’t agree
Falling up the stairs
Counting down the minutes until lunch
When you’re trying to copy your friend’s test, but the teacher is staring straight into your soul
Putting “Chuck Norris” down as an answer because you have no idea what it is
When people don’t know when to keep their mouths close
That one class where the teacher dismisses you, not the bell
Mental breakdowns and anxiety attacks thanks to classes
When your teacher sets a kid on fire in science
How your bus comes early everyday… until it starts to be cold or rain
“YOU DIDN’T TEACH US THIS”
When your best friend is best friends with your ex
How you get by with minimal homework, but all your teachers conspire against you and give you a bunch of homework… all on the same night
When teachers yell at the whole class to be quiet,but there was only one person talking
When that dumbass burns a hole in your shirt while finding the calorie content in food during bio-med class
Getting caught skipping that *one* time you decided to skip
When teachers find out you cut
How the only reason guys talk to you is to ask what was for homework
When you hit someone’s mom’s car in the parking lot
When teachers assign computer projects, yet never give you time to work on them
When you need to work on a Powerpoint presentation, but the class it’s for never goes to the computer lab to work on it, and you can’t work on it at home because you don’t have a Windows computer
Finals
College applications
When you spill chemicals on the person you like in bio
When people correct a spelling mistake with another spelling mistake
Popularity keeping you from the person you like
Laughing when your teacher says ‘Penis’ during Health
Having someone’s butt in your face while walking up the stairs
Having Phys Ed as a requirement
Being a senior and having people ask you what you want in life
Sneaking out then getting caught because your neighbors spy on you 24/7
When your phone goes off in the middle of class, and the ringtone is completely ridiculous
Those idiots that think they can walk and text at the same time
When your school does a musical, but none of the cast can sing
Remembering the homework you got assigned over winter break the day before you go back to school
Laughing in Math because the answer is 69
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When teachers get angry at you for “acting like Mean Girls”
When teachers and staff think you’re a whore
When all of your friends are popular but you
Never having a writing utensil
When every single teacher assigns you a project over break
Asking your crush what the homework assignment was just so you can talk to them
When you get an assignment back, and your teacher has spilled coffee all over it
Coming back from a break and your writing looks like shit
Having to get used to writing 2012 instead of 2011 now
When you enter your locker combination, and it doesn’t open, and then you have to do it three more times before it actually opens
Having every class with the same people
That girl that thinks you’re BFFL’s!!
When someone wears the same clothes as you
When someone has the same prom dress as you
When your name gets butchered by teachers
Sarcastic, snarky teachers
Your handwriting
When someone has the same grad dress as you
When the teacher gets off topic while answering your question
Teachers that think they’re cool
When the bus leaves without you
Teachers that teach right from the book
Having a class with people that never shut up
Awkward, silent classes
Looking forward to retirement
The kid that gets upset because he only got 99% on a test
Wishing your grades smoked marijuana so they could be higher
The moment of relief when you hand in a huge project
That one class where you have no friends
Rushing to finish your homework, then the teacher doesn’t collect it
When your chair/desk/shoes squeak and everyone thinks you farted
When the person in front of you has super long hair that it’s all over your desk
Lending out your pen and never getting it back
Teachers that use Comic Sans
People that go up the wrong side of the stairs
Getting an assignment at the end of class that’s due the next day
Not having time to work in class
People that spit in the hallways
The strong smell of Axe
Multiple tests on the same day
Staying up all night doing homework just to find out it’s not due
No AC
People that don’t shower after Phys Ed
Dead of winter fire drills
Small lockers
The strong smell of perfume
PDA
Teacher’s that think they’re funny
Pep rallies
Chewing on a pen… then remembering it’s not yours
Getting your period during class
Getting a boner during class
Forgetting your homework at home
Pop quizzes
When you fart in class
Old teachers hitting on you
People that stop in the middle of the hallway
When the teacher picks a slow reader
Having to work in groups but not knowing anyone in the class
One Math question that takes up the whole page
Not being able to read your own notes
When the bus is late
Spending hours on your homework and someone copies it
Oral speeches
‘We are watching a video today… here is your question sheet’
Gum under your desk
Locker checks
Not being able to read the board
Assigned seats
Having questions on a test that have nothing to do with the class
‘About me’ worksheets
Getting hit in the face during dodgeball
Having every class with the person you want to avoid
‘By all the talking I can assume everyone is done’
When you can’t read the teacher’s writing
Girls who scream in the hallway as if they’re being stabbed
Not knowing the wifi password
Being the fat friend
Feeling as if you’re annoying everyone
When your locker won’t open
People who don’t know what deodorant is
When people feel it is needed to YELL ON THE INTERCOM
Being a lazy perfectionist
MLA format
Summer homework for AP classes
The last week of summer
School supply commercials
That moment when you realize you did nothing all summer
The first day of school
Going back to school after winter break